i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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