YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I wish i was in the wii world.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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