I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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