Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Randomize
