So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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