he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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