I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize
