so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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