can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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