Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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