he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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