If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Randomize
