sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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