We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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