I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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