I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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