You don't have asthma, your pregnant
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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