Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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