Christians are straight up FREAKS
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just saw a hot homeless man
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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