Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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