butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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