Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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