Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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