I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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