My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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