Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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