Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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