If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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