I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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