i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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