NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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