How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
