More tranny stories later!
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I need a beard to bite.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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