There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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