can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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