Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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