and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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