I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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