How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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