Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
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