I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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