cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
