She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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