All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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