Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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