at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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