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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You're breaking my sexual little heart
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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