Christians are straight up FREAKS
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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