he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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