if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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